HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR y'all! A man goes into his dentist's office complaining that there's something wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six monthsago has nearly completely corroded. What on earth have you been eating???" The man replies, "Well the only thing that I can think of is this... My wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it called Hollandaise Sauce. I'm talking delicious. I've never tasted anything like it. And ever since, I've been putting it on everything.......meat, fish, toast, vegetables, you name it." The dentist responds, "That's probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I'll have to install a new plate, but this time I'll make it out of chrome." "Why chrome?" the man asks. "Well," the dentist says, "everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to our all our family and friends! And to the four other Countries who most visit our blog site: SPANISH – Feliz naividad; PORTUGUESE – Natal feliz; GERMAN – Frohliches Weihnachten; and ITALIAN – Buon Natale! May all your Christmas wishes come true, and may you enjoy a prosperous and Happy New Year! Bruce & Donna